Ek Din Santa samundar me dahi daal raha tha..

Posted on 04:58 by Unknown
Ek Din Santa samundar me dahi daal raha tha.. Banta: kya kar raha hai? Santa: Lassi bana raha hun. Banta: Yeh kya Pagalpan hai?? Teri aisi harkaton se hi log hum pe joke banate hai.. ab bata..... . . . . . . . . . Itni Saari Lassi kon piyega...??
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Santa is back

Posted on 04:51 by Unknown
Santa train me ek seat par akela leta tha ! ! Ek aadmi aaya aur bola: bhai thoda side me ho jaiye mujhe bhi baithna hai ! ! Santa:- tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu..?? ! ! Aadmi darr k dusri jagah baithgaya ! ! ! Phir ek pahalwan aaya aur bola:- side me ho ja chotu mujhe baithna hai ! ! ! Santa:- abe oye tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu ! ! Pahalwan ne santa ki gardan pakad k utha liya ! ! aur bola:- haan bol tu kaun hai.....?? ! ! ! ! Santa:- ji mai " Bimaar " hu.. 2din se tezz bukhar hai.
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Ek Pahalwaan or Conductor

Posted on 08:51 by Unknown
Ek Pahalwaan, jo 6 feet Lamba aur strong tha, bus
me ja raha tha..
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Conductor:" Bhaisahab Ticket
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Pahalwaan:" ham Ticket nahi liya karte..
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Conductor Ghabra gaya, par kuch kar na saka, par
vo ye baat dil pe le gaya aur gym join kar liya..
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Daily wo pahalwaan se puchta aur pahalwaan bolta
ham ticket nhi lete
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Aise 6 months nikal gye...
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Ab conductor bhi pahalwan ki tarah tagda ho gya...
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Agle Din conductor:" Bhai ticket lele..
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Pahalwaan:" Hum ticket nhi lete..
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Conductor:" chaati dikhate hue "Q nhi leta bey ??
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Pahalwaan:" Pass banwa rakha hai, isliye nhi leta..
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18+ only

Posted on 08:48 by Unknown
18+ Only

BOY : I want us to be in a relationship.

GIRL : Its okay but under one condition.

BOY : Which one ?

GIRL : No sex, bcoz am preserving it for my future husband.

BOY : Thats okay, I also have my condition.

GIRL : Which one ?

BOY : No using of my money coz am preserving it for my future wife!!!

GIRL : Lo tum toh serious ho gaye.. Arre I was kidding jaanu

Boy: Can i Kiss u?

Girl: Condom laye ho?

Boy: kiss k liye condom?

Girl : sharif to aise ban rahe ho
jaise kissing k bad jo Khada hoga uspe 2014 ka Calender tangoge!!
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Mein padosi se pyar karti hu

Posted on 08:43 by Unknown
Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu
aur uske
sath
bhag rahi hu!
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Baap: Thanks mere paise aur time
dono
bach gye.
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Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahi
hu!
jo mummy rakh ke Gayi..!!
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Birthday gift

Posted on 08:41 by Unknown
GiRL : WHERE is my BiRTHDAY
GiFT?
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Boy : ROAD pe RED COLOUR ki
CAR DEKH rahi
ho?
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GiRL KHUSHi se : WOW.
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Boy : SAME COLOUR ki NAiL-
POLiSH tere Liye
Laya hoon.
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Don't be over smart

Posted on 08:39 by Unknown
KID :- Why some of ur hair are white
dad ?
DAD : – Every time you make me
unhappy ,
one of my hair turns white ….
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KID :- Now understand why
grandpa’s
hairs are all white …..
Moral :- Don’t be over smart .. xD
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Height of coolness....

Posted on 08:32 by Unknown
Height of coolness:
2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with
chips and coke in hands....

1st guy:which paper was it?

2nd guy:I think maths......

1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question
paper?

2nd guy: no I saw a girl sitting besides me using
calculator 
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Santa in BMW

Posted on 08:19 by Unknown
Santa in bmw at Petrol Pump:"
5 Rupaiye Ka petrol daal do.."
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Pump wala (gusse me):" Itna
sara petrol
dalwa ke kahaan jana hai ???
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Santa:" Jaana kahi nahi hai
pagle,
Hum to aise hi paise udaate
hai"..
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Santa ki modern wife

Posted on 08:14 by Unknown
Santa ki modern wife ne use office
jaate waqt
pyaar se kaha.
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'see you in the evening'
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Santa: 'main bhi tujhe dekh lunga
kameeni,
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dhamki apne baap ko dena
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Life m ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna...

Posted on 08:07 by Unknown
Life Main Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad
Rakhna..
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Cream Biscuit Main Cream
Hoti Hai Lekin..
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Tiger Biscuit Main Tiger
Nahi Hota..
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Police ne 2 ladkon aur ek ladki ko...

Posted on 07:58 by Unknown
Police ne 2 ladkon aur ek ladki ko pakda.
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Police:" Tumhara naam kya hai.. ??
1st boy:" Mera naam Kishan hai aur mai baansuri
baja raha tha..
Police:" Achha tum jao..
Tumhara naam kya hai.. ??
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2nd boy:" Mera naam Kanhaiya hai aur mai
baansuri baja raha tha..
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Police:" Achha tum bhi jao..
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Police to girl:" Aur tum bhi baansuri baja rahi
hogi.. ??
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Girl:" Nahi mera hi naam Baansuri hai..
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A short walk is so difficult

Posted on 07:29 by Unknown
A short walk is so difficult
when
no one walks with you
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but a long journey is just
like a
few steps when a
street dog is running behind
you..
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Touching words by a Father...

Posted on 03:35 by Unknown
Touching words by a Father....!!!!!
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Dear son,
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If u think that your Dad, Mom, and ur Teacher are strict and harassing you........


Wait for a wife.... then u will love them all !!! 
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I Love U....

Posted on 03:34 by Unknown
Boy: I Love U .

Girl: But I Love Someone Else, . .

Boy: Okay, No Problem, Ur happiness Is More Important For Me Than Ur Love. . . . . .

MORAL: Jaha Aur Kuch Nahi Kar Sakte Wahan Dialogue To Acche chipka dene chahiye.. !!
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During an English lesson.....

Posted on 03:34 by Unknown
During an English lesson, the teacher notices that a boy was not paying attention to her.

Teacher:
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Pappu, join these two sentences together...

I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body.
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Pappu: (thinking for a while) I saw a dead body cycling to school.
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