Funny Jokes

Wife: Har Haftay Tum Fishing Ke Liye Jatay Ho Naa.?
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Husband : Hmm..Haan..To.?
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Wife: Aaj Woh Machhli Aayi Thi...aur
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Puch Rahi Thi Kahan Hai Woh Haramzada? Main Uske Bachhe Ki Maa Banne Wali Hun....

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What is PYAR ?
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. . .
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.Its a group of frnds siting in a
BAR with
bottles in hand and saying--
"P" "YAR"

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Bacha- agar papa aapko pta chale ki mai 1st division se pass hua hu to aapko kaise lgega . . . . .

papa- mai to khusi se pagal ho jaunga . . . . .

bacha- bass isi dar se mai fail ho gya

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santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi
banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad k tujhe naanga kar doonga
santa:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat kar

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