Funny Jokes, Fun, Masti or Mazaak...

Girl:" Remove my top
Justin bieber:" did it...
Girl:" now remove my skirt
Justin bieber:" did it...
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Girl:" I will kill you justin if you wear my clothes again... !!

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1 Pinjre me 50 Bandaria or 1
Bandar choda Gaya.Aur Elaan hua ki jo 1 min. meBandar ko pehchan kar lega use $100,000 milenge...

Pehle Obama gaya Par fail hogaya...

Fir George bush gaya lekin nakaam raha...

Finally Manmohan singh gaya Or 10 second me Bandar le aya..

Sab ne hairani bhari nazron se manmohan se pucha aapne kaise pata kara ?

Manmohan - Main pinjre me gaya or kaha ki agle election me "VOTE" mujhe dena.....to sirf ek ne kaha
"GHANTA LE LE MERA"

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Pappu Ne Mummy Se Puchha : Ye Girlfriend Kya Hoti Hai.

Mummy : Beta Jo Tu Achchha Ladka Hoga To Jab Tu Bada Ho Jayega Tab Tumhe Ek Girlfriend Milegi.

Pappu : But Mummy Agar Main Achchha Nahi Bana To..?

Mummy : To Tumhe Bahot Saari Milegi... !!

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Ladki mandir me:" Hey Bhagawan..
Kisi samajhdar ladke ko mera boyfriend bana do..

Bhagawan:" Ghar chali ja beti... !!
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Samajhdar ladke kabhi girlfriend nahi banate..

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Modern proposal with a sexy response

Girl:- I love you baby marry me.
Boy:- Sex karna hai toh bolna khali peeli kyu muje zindagi bhar tadpana chahti hai... !!

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